Sunday, November 22, 2009

They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist-

An original theatrical poster for the Our Gang...Image via Wikipedia

John Sedgwick – American Civil War general carelessly peering over a parapet – They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist-

Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton – explorer – to his doctor – You are always wanting me to give up something. What do you want me to give up now?

Captain E.J. Smith – of the Titanic –
Let me go

Robert A. Taft – Well, Martha – Glad to see you looking so well.

Carl Alfalfa Switzer – of “Our Gang” films – Just before he was killed by a drunk –
I want that fifty bucks you owe me and I want it now.

Dylan Thomas – I’ve had eighteen straight whiskies; I think that’s the record.

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