Unless I’ve got his Pecker in my Pocket

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The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. – George Bernard Shaw

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain

Be always sure you are right – then go ahead. – Davy Crocket

Doing what’s right isn’t the problem. It’s knowing what’s right. – Lyndon B. Johnson

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. – Arab proverb

I never trust a man unless I’ve got his pecker in my pocket. – Lyndon B. Johnson

He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup. – Armenian proverb