Dog’s Ideal of What God Should Be

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If God lived on earth, people would break His windows. – Yiddish proverb

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die. – Philip Roth

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. – Oliver Goldsmith

Look at those cows and remember the greatest scientist in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk. – Michael Pupin

God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December. – James Matthew Barrie

God will not look you over for medical degrees, or diplomas, but for scars. – Elbert Hubbard

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

God is always on the side of the big battalions. – Henri de La Tour

Man is a dog’s ideal of what God should be. – Holbrook Jackson

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Sorry We Couldn’t Wait - Pressing Business Elsewhere

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Nikolai Gogol – Russian novelist
"And I shall laugh a bitter laugh."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe – German Romantic poet
"More light! More Light!"

Oliver Goldsmith – English writer on being asked whether his mind was at ease
"No, it is not."

Joseph Green – a surgeon checking his own pulse -
"Congestion --- stopped."

Seaman Grontoft – Norwegian wireless operator
"We are sinking stern first. The boats are smashed. Can’t hold out longer. The skipper dictated that. He ought to know. Where did I put my hat? Sorry, we couldn’t wait for you. Pressing business elsewhere. Skaal."

Richard Halliburton – writer, explorer, adventurer
His last message from the Pacific
"Southerly gales, squalls, lee rail under water, wet bunks, hard tack, bully beef, wish you were here – instead of me."

Mozart (referring to a musical score on which he was working)
"Did I not tell you that I was writing this for myself?"

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