Dog’s Ideal of What God Should Be

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Man is a dog’s ideal of what God should be – Holbrook Jackson

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. – Charles Schultz

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. – Voltaire

I couldn’t see tying myself down to a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were my own. – Joseph Heller

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it – sometimes three. – Alexandre Dumas

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. – Voltaire

I got married the second time in the way that, when a murder is committed, crackpots turn up at the police station to confess the crime. – Delmore Schwartz

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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