Showing posts with label Calvin Coolidge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Calvin Coolidge. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2010

Moralizing on the Condition of the Handkerchief Business

wow-thingImage by x-ray delta one via FlickrSo long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes even a glass of root beer. – Lorna May Harris




A small business man is any businessman who cannot afford to have a full-time representative in Washington D.C. – anonymous



Business will be better or worse. – Calvin Coolidge



American business needs a lifting purpose greater than the struggle of materialism. – Herbert Hoover



Breakfast first, business next. – William Makepeace Thackeray



He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief business. – Cyril Connolly



Thank heaven for the military industrial complex. Its ultimate aim is peace in our time. – Barry Goldwater




Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Don’t Set a (Goldman Sachs) Fox to Watching Your Chickens

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It is a fine thing to be honest but it is also very important to be right. – Winston Churchill

No amount of sophistication is going to allay the fact that all your knowledge is about the past and all your decisions are about the future. – Ian E. Wilson

If two friends ask you to be judge in a dispute, don’t accept, because you will lose one friend; on the other hand, if two strangers come with the same request, accept, because you will gain one friend. – Saint Augustine

You don’t set a fox to watching the chickens just because he has a lot of experience in the hen house. – Harry S. Truman

It is only in our decisions that we are important. – Jean-Paul Sartre

Please find me a one-armed economist so we will not always hear “on the other hand... – Herbert Hoover

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you. – Calvin Coolidge



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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A Closed Mouth Gathers No Feet

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Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thoughts. – Sir William Osler

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. – Ernest Hemingway

A closed mouth gathers no feet. – anonymous

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. – Josh Billings

I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say. – Calvin Coolidge

Known for his quick tongue and flamboyant phrases, American boxing champion Muhammad Ali always seems to have the last word in any conversation. So when a flight attendant instructed him to fasten his seat belt, Ali quipped, “Superman don’t need no seat belt.” To which the flight attendant replied, “Superman don’t need no airplane either.” – Louis E. Boone

The best way to be boring is to leave nothing out. – Voltaire


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Saturday, February 6, 2010

The Worst Advice You Can Give Some People

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To be humble to superiors is a duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness. – Benjamin Franklin

I think the American public wants a solemn ass as president. And I think I’ll go along with them. – Calvin Coolidge

I don’t chew people out. I remind them of their heritage, and who their parents were, and whether or not their parents were married, and a few things of that nature. – Donald Regan

If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you. – James T. Farrell

Heroism consists of hanging on one minute longer. – Norwegian proverb

Anything you’re good at contributes to happiness. –Bertrand Russel

“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give some people. – Tom Masson



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