Is Chapter Eleven the result of following the Ten Commandments?

Image by Eliya via FlickrOur accounting department is the office that has the little red box on the wall saying, “In case of emergency break glass.” And inside are two tickets to Brazil. – Robert Orben




Auditors are the people who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded. – P. Rubin



If my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body. – Xaviera Hollander



Budgeting is a system of additions and subtractions more honored in breach than in observance. – Eugene E. Brussell



I don’t know how much money I’ve got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper but I’ve lost the bit of paper. – John Lennon



Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant – even if he wanted to be one. – Jackie Mason



Is Chapter Eleven the result of following the Ten Commandments? – anonymous

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What is the use of running when we are not on the right road. – German proverb

If you don’t know where you’re going, you will probably end up somewhere else. – Laurence J. Peter

The reason why everybody likes planning is because nobody has to do anything. – Edmund G. Brown

When there is no vision, the people perish. – Bible

The first prerequisite of intelligent tinkering is to save all the pieces. – Aldo Leopold

Life is what happens while you are making other plans. – John Lennon

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. – J.R.R. Tolkien

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Luck sometimes visits a fool, but never sits down with him. – German proverb

Expect the worst and you surprises will always be pleasant ones. – Louis E. Boone

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. – Ed Howe

To a gardener there is nothing more exasperating than a hose that just isn’t long enough. – Cecil Roberts

Plans are nothing; planning is everything. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. – Peter Drucker

Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans. – John Lennon

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