I Was Alarmed at my Doctor’s Report

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand. – Confucius

An old poacher makes a good gamekeeper. – anonymous

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln

No rich man is ugly. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner

Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new. – Henry David Thoreau

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I. – anonymous

I was alarmed at my doctor’s report: he said I was sound as a dollar. – William Proxmire

Darkly Comical Hollywood Quotes

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The Gabors – The Hungarian born mother (Jolie)and two daughters (Eva and Zsa Zsa (my favorite from Green Acres – a situation comedy dying to be re-created). Eva wrote and autobiography – Orchids and Salami (you can’t make this stuff up)

Jolie
It’s as easy to fall in love with a rich man as with a poor man.(and certainly more profitable)

There are no wrinkles on the heart.

Zsa Zsa

Sure, dollink. Come back and see me after my next marriage.

Conrad Hilton and I had one thing in common. We both wanted his money.

I never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds. Money? It’s expendable.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when left unattended.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.