Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion

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There are two classes of travel – first class and with children. – Robert Benchley

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. – Bette Davis

We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile. – Grace Williams

Whenever I hear people discussing birth control, I always remember that I was the fifth. – Clarence Darrow

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. – Spike Milligan

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice – that is, until we have stopped saying, “It got lost,” and say “I lost it.” – Sydney J. Harris

There is no such thing as a tough child – If you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. – W.C. Fields