Virgin Territory for Whorehouses

Image via WikipediaThe opportunity that God sends does not wake up him who is asleep. – Sengalese Proverb




There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity. - Douglas MacArthur



This is virgin territory for whorehouses. – Al Capone



Everything comes to the man who does not need it. – French Proverb



Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at our door. – Sebastian Roch Nicolas



An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity. – Sir Winston Churchill



One thing life taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else. – Eleanor Roosevelt

Related articles by Zemanta

• Winston Churchill's Dentures Were Designed to Preserve His Lisp (neatorama.com)
• Churchill's false teeth sell for $23,000 (cnn.com)
• War planes mark 70th anniversary of Winston Churchill's Battle of Britain speech (telegraph.co.uk)

No Good in Bed but Fine up Against a Wall

Image by rich115 via Flickr

Today's quotes are from a friend - Durry Garbutt

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you
should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not
pleased to read the description in the catalogue: - 'No good in a bed,
but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I
have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement..
- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she
stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food
groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant
form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for
my nap.
- Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way
through Congress.
- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
avoid you.
- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... But everything else starts
to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
anywhere.
- Billy Crystal

Durry Garbutt REALTOR
Lighthouse Realty Associates, Inc.
5401 A1A South
St Augustine, FL 32080
904.471.3400 Free:800.471.3401
CELL:904.687.7865
durry@youcanliveinflorida.com
www.youcanliveinflorida.com

Related articles by Zemanta

• The good, the bad, and the just plain odd (boston.com)
• 100 Years Later, Mark Twain Still an Icon (patspapers.com)

You Have Reached the Pinnacle of Success When ...

Image by renoir_girl via Flickr

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody. - Mother Teresa

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty. – Mother Teresa

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. – William James

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. – Judith S. Martin

It is always worthwhile to make others aware of their worth. – Malcolm Forbes

When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die. – Eleanor Roosevelt

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity. – Dr. O.A. Battista

Related articles by Zemanta

• Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to homeso close and so small that they cannot be seen on any map of the world. Yet they are the world of the individual person: the neighborhood he lives in; the school or college h (quotationsbook.com)