Showing posts with label Sigmund Freud. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sigmund Freud. Show all posts

Monday, January 4, 2010

But a Good Cigar is a Smoke

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If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all. – Rodney Dangerfield

Behind every great man is a woman with nothing to wear. – L. Grant Glickman

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. – Dolly Parton

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women’s. – Diane de Poitiers

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. – Jules-Amedee Barbey

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: what does a woman want?Sigmund Freud


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Friday, October 30, 2009

What do Women Want? – Sigmund Freud

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The Allurement that women hold out to men is precisely the allurement that Cape Hatteras holds out to sailors; they are enormously dangerous and hence enormously fascinating. – H.L. Mancken

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. – Charlotte Whitton

He gets on best with women who know how to get on without them. – Ambrose Bierce

I hate women because they always know where things are. – James Thurber

What do women want? – Sigmund Freud

I do not like work even when someone else does it. – Mark Twain

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment. – Robert Benchley

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost

Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself. – Charles Baudelaire

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