But a Good Cigar is a Smoke

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If it weren’t for pickpockets, I’d have no sex life at all. – Rodney Dangerfield

Behind every great man is a woman with nothing to wear. – L. Grant Glickman

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. – Rudyard Kipling

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. – Dolly Parton

The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women’s. – Diane de Poitiers

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. – Jules-Amedee Barbey

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is: what does a woman want? – Sigmund Freud