Dog’s Ideal of What God Should Be

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If God lived on earth, people would break His windows. – Yiddish proverb

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die. – Philip Roth

You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. – Oliver Goldsmith

Look at those cows and remember the greatest scientist in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk. – Michael Pupin

God gave us memories so that we might have roses in December. – James Matthew Barrie

God will not look you over for medical degrees, or diplomas, but for scars. – Elbert Hubbard

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

God is always on the side of the big battalions. – Henri de La Tour

Man is a dog’s ideal of what God should be. – Holbrook Jackson

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