Dark Comedy Quotes on Religion

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. – Laurence J. Peter

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. Thomas Szasz

Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated. - Voltaire

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable. – H.L. Mencken