Darkly Comical Quotes

The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign.- H.L. Menchen

Never mistake motion for action
- Ernest Hemingway

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
- Sir Barnett Cocks

Only dead fish swim with the stream
– Unknown

It’s not what we don’t know that hurts, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
– Will Rogers

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don’t have a clue
- Steve Kravitz

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde—dyed by her own hand
- Saul Bellow

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
- Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
- Jeff Valdez

Love is the crocodile on the river of desire.
- Bhartrihari (ca.625)

When you are in love with someone you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.
- Miss Piggy

Veni, Vidi, Visa. (We came, we saw, we went shopping.)
- Jan Barrett