My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib.
- Woody Allen
It is better to be a mouse in a cat’s mouth than a man in a lawyer’s hands
– Spanish proverb
Two farmers each claimed to own a certain cow. While one pulled on its head and the other pulled on its tail, the cow was milked by a lawyer. - Jewish parable
Whatever their contributions to our society, lawyer could be an important source of protein. - Guindon cartoon caption
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-Henry David Thoreau
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russel
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television
– Unknown
What luck for rulers that men do not think.
- Adolf Hitler
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilites. Truth isn’t. - Mark Twain
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. – Kurt Vonnegut
The world is divided into two classes—invalids and nurses.
– James McNeill Whistler (1834-1903)
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