No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
- Covert Bailey
She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster - Rodney Dangerfield
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley,Jr.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait
- Jose Simon
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require so much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
Statistics show that those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
- Wallace Irwin (1875-1959)
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