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Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. – George Bernard ShawMartyrdom covers a multitude of sins. – Mark Twain
Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love. – Woody Allen
The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it. – Truman Capote
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. – Margaret Mead
A memorandum is written not to infrom the reader but to protect the writer. – Dean Acheson
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. – Oscar Wilde
Miami is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce
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