Monday, October 12, 2009

Where Neon Goes to Die; Masturbation Too!

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Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. – George Bernard Shaw

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. – Mark Twain

Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love. – Woody Allen

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it. – Truman Capote

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. – Margaret Mead

A memorandum is written not to infrom the reader but to protect the writer. – Dean Acheson

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals. – Oscar Wilde

Miami is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce



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