The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way the she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. – F. Scott Fitzgerald (How romantic he was)
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietsche
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. – Anatole France
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. – H.L. Mencken
Every law is an infraction of liberty. – Jeremy Bentham
Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. – George Bernard Shaw
![Reblog this post [with Zemanta]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tx0P5_tN8L7ujYUV14k3JrjLxtd5QFho02UQmqxWUUy3fUaPr4irmy_iPOLsRCCIikzxBDCAndwPqmCB27qijWLMXoN5bIpHIShG0YBD0SzPqG0YQXCuEvQtb7Z3D-5-ST6m3L71h5Dv9Qr6u1miY3=s0-d)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment