The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way the she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. – F. Scott Fitzgerald (How romantic he was)
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietsche
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. – Anatole France
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. – H.L. Mencken
Every law is an infraction of liberty. – Jeremy Bentham
Lawsuit, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. – George Bernard Shaw
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