Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Immaculate Conception was Spontaneous Combustion

Spontaneous Combustion album coverImage via Wikipedia

The idealist walks on his toes, the materialist walks on his talons. – Malcolm De Chazal

I went to the convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion. – Dorothy Parker

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.Susan Ertz

It is better to have a permanent income than be fascinating. – Oscar Wilde

Inflation is one form of taxation that can be imposed with legislation. – Milton Friedman

Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world. – R.D. Laing

An interview is an intimate conversation between journalist and politician wherein the journalist seeks to take advantage of the garrulity of the politician and the politician of the credulity of the journalist. – Emery Kelen

We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence --- on pain of execution. – George Bernard Shaw



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