Missionaries, my dear! Don’t you realize that missionaries are the divinely provided food for destitute and underfed cannibals? Whenever they are on the brink of starvation, Heaven in its infinite mercy sends them a nice plump missionary. – Oscar Wilde
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. – H.L. Mencken
Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money. – Gerald Brenan
People will swim through sh—if you put a few bob in it. – Peter Sellers
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. – G.K. Chesterton
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond studded wheelchair. – Dorothy Parker
About Marilyn Monroe – “She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short.” – Clive James
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