Thursday, October 15, 2009

I Came Rubbing the Stuff On

The title card of Groucho's successful show Yo...Image via Wikipedia

Groucho was having problems sexually – premature ejaculation. Someone recommended a topical cream guaranteed to prolong erection. When asked later whether it worked, Groucho responded, “I came rubbing the stuff on.”

A guest on You Bet Your Life television show was a woman who had given birth to twenty-two children. “I love my husband,” the woman explained sheepishly.
“I love my cigar too,” Groucho said, “but I take it out once in a while.”



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