The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
God gives almonds to those who have no teeth.
Spanish Proverb
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. – James Thurber
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
– Fred Allen
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. – Sidney Harris
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce
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