Darkly Comical Quotes on the Family

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day. – Malcolm De Chazal

A married man with a family will do anything for money. – Charles De Talleyrand

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

I grew up to have my father’s looks - my father’s speech patterns – my father’s posture – my father’s walk – my father’s opinions and my mother’s contempt for my father. – Jules Feiffer

Lady Astor: If you were my husband, Winston, I’d put poison in your tea.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband, Nancy, I’d drink it.