Saturday, February 27, 2010

What do Inflation, Bureaucracy and Dandruff Have in Common

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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. – Sir Barnett Cocks

If a government commission had worked on the horse, you would have had the first horse who could operate his knee joint in both directions. The only trouble would have been that he couldn’t stand up. – Peter Drucker

Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle

Things there are no solutions to: inflation, bureaucracy, and dandruff. – Malcolm Forbes

It is the anonymous “they,” the enigmatic “they,” who are in charge. Who is “they”? I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not even “they” themselves. – Joseph Heller

If you build up a business big enough it’s respectable. – Will Rogers

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency. - Eugene McCarthy



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