Organizitis is like a Spastic Colon

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On ships they’re called barnacles; in radio they attach themselves to desks and are called vice presidents. – Fred Allen

Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I’m the only person standing between Nixon and the White House. – John F. Kennedy

The surest way for an executive to kill himself is to refuse to learn how, and when, and to whom to delegate work. – James Cash Penney

Everyone’s responsibility is no one’s responsibility. – anonymous

Far too much reorganization goes on all the time. Organizitis is like a spastic colon. – Peter Drucker

Every successful business requires three men – a dreamer, a business-man, and a son-of-a-bitch. – Peter McArthur
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