There are Some Things that Rats just Won’t Do

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The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers. – William Shakespeare

Bulls do not win bull fights.
People do.
People do not win people fights.
Lawyers do. - Norman R. Augustine

A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself. – Lord Henry Peter

The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer. – Henry Kissinger

There are three reasons why lawyers are being used more and more in scientific experiments. First, every year there are more and more of them around. Second, lab assistants don’t get attached to them. And, third, there are some things that rats just won’t do. – anonymous

Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny. – Edmund Burke

A peasant between two lawyers is a fish between two cats. – Spanish proverb

The minute you read something that you can’t understand, you can almost always be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. – Will Rogers

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