Friday, December 11, 2009

The Art of Saying "Nice Doggie" Until You Can Find a Rock

Mark Twain (penname of Samuel Langhorne Clemen...Image via Wikipedia

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing in the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. – Carl Sandburg

A cardinal rule of politics is never get caught in bed with a live man or a dead woman. – Larry Hagman

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him. – Charles de Gaulle

Diplomacy it the art of saying “Nice doggie” until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. – Herbert Hoover

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. – Mark Twain


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