A Cross Between Two Pounds of Halibut and an Explosion in an Od Cothes Closet

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My pectures are getting nakeder and nakeder.

My legs are so good pipple theenk they must be American.

Each time I look in mirror, I vant to scream; I am so beautiful.

“Oh, if only I was a star!” the girls used to say. I never said that. I said, “When I’m a star - ” – Colleen Moore

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. – Jeanne Moreau

To age well it helps to have two things: fame and money. – Jeanne Moreau

I have often thought it might very well appear in my obituary or on my tombstone or somewhere that, “Here lies Paul Newman who died a complete failure because his eyes suddenly turned brown.” – Paul Newman

I once described my face as a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet. – David Niven

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