If Dr. Seuss Worked for your Health Insurance Carrier

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Ten percent of people in the United States work for insurance companies.

What if Dr. Seuss had gone to work for an insurance company instead of writing children’s books. His letters might look like this:

We would not could not if you’ve smoked.
We would not, could not cover you.

Pay your premiums and don’t complain
You’ve done it to yourself; we’re not too blame.

Coverage for that just won’t happen;
As it’s something that actually might happen.

Medical impossibilities we seen a few
That’s all we’re covering, so go and stew.