What Makes Balloons Larger and Candy Bars Smaller?

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He that speaks ill of the mare will buy her. – Benjamin Franklin

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen

The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything he buys at retail, sells everything he sells at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways. – John F. Kennedy

I never knew an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary. – Josh Billings

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. And a sentimentalist -–is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing. – Oscar Wilde

Inflation makes balloons larger and candy bars smaller. – David L. Kurtz

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. – Evan Esar

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. – James Allen

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