I Was Alarmed at my Doctor’s Report

I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand. – Confucius

An old poacher makes a good gamekeeper. – anonymous

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln

No rich man is ugly. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner

Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new. – Henry David Thoreau

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I. – anonymous

I was alarmed at my doctor’s report: he said I was sound as a dollar. – William Proxmire