The Difference between a Tax Collector and a Taxidermist

Elvis Presley via last.fm

A man who is not a liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a conservative at sixty has no head. – Benjamin Disraeli

The Republican party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend to chickens. – Charles T. Manatt

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist – the taxidermist leaves the hide. – Mortimer Caplan

We don’t pay taxes; the little people pay taxes. – Leona Helmsley

Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The United States is the only country where it takes more brains to figure your tax bill than to earn the money to pay it. – Edward J. Gurney

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have a very special use for two highly trained certified public accountants. – Elvis Presley

The are of taxation consist in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least hissing. Jean Baptiste Colbert