Yellow Stripes and Dead Armadillos

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Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before. – Mae West

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. – Benjamin Disraeli

There’s nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos. – James Allen

Assumption is the mother of screwup. – Angelo Donghia

When you cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action you should choose the bolder. – W.J. Slim

He who has a choice has trouble. – Dutch proverb

Decisions rise to the management level where the person making them is least qualified to do so – Laurence J. Peter

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We Have Met the Enemy and He is Us

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The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. – Chinese proverb

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another. – Charles Dickens

We have met the enemy and he is us. – Walt Kelly

We are all richer than we think we are. – Michel de Montaigne

Nothing you can’t spell will ever work. – Will Rogers

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

I’m as pure as the driven slush. – Tallulah Bankhead

Darkly Comical Hollywood Quotes

Cover of Goodness Had Nothing to Do with It

Mae West –

Her autobiography – Goodness Had Nothing to do With It

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Every man I meet wants to protgect me. Can’t figure out from whom.

When they make a man better than George Raft, I’ll make him too.

Beulah, peel me a grape.

Kiss me, my fool.