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Darkly Comical Hollywood Quotes


Samuel Goldwyn (1884-1974) was the leading independent film producer for 35 years.

“Goldwynisms”

Anyone who sees a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

I tell you, Marion, you just don’t realize what life is all about until you’ve found yourself lying on the brink of a great abscess!

If I did that I would be sticking my head in a moose.

I’ve been laid up with intentional flu.

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and nobody’s going to eat me.

I love the ground I walk on.

You may include me out.

I’ll give you a definite maybe.