Friday, February 20, 2009

Dark Comedy Quotes for Americans

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America
- George Bernard Shaw

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles. – Paul Fussell

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them which we are missing. – Gamal Abdel Nasser

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. – Eric Hoffer

Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity. – Eric Hoffer

Americans are broad-minded people. They’ll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn’t drive there’s something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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