Sunday, January 25, 2009

Dark Comedy Quotes

“My life is like one long obstacle course with me being the chief obstacle.” - Jack Paar

Albert Einstein was asked what he attributed the success of his marriage. Professor Einstein offered this profound response: “When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together it was decided I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe that is the reason for the success in our marriage. However, the strange thing is that in fifty years, there hasn’t been one big decision. Glenn VanEkeren

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