Darkly Comical Quotes

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness. – Gelett Burgess

It is the greatest good to the greatest number which is the measure of right and wrong. – Jeremy Bentham

Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses. - Burleigh

The six laws of work are:
1. A man must drive his energy, not be driven by it.
2. A man must be master of his hours and days, not their servant.
3. The way to push things through to a finish effectively must be learned.
4. A man must earnestly want.
5. Never permit failure to become a habit.
6. Learn to adjust yourself to the conditions you have to endure, but make a point of trying to alter or correct conditions so that they are most favorable to you. – William Frederick Book

With the proper flow of commerce across the borders of all countries it is unnecessary for soldiers to march across those borders. – Thomas J. Watson

To-day a reader, to-morrow a leader. – W. Fusselman