The Mirror over my bed Reads, “Objects Appear Larger than they are"

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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career. – Gloria Steinem

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. – Joseph Conrad

Men get their pictures on money, but women get their hands on it. – Ruth Sherrill

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since. – Arturo Toscanini

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. – Chauncey Depew

The mirror over my bed reads, “Objects appear larger than they are.” – Gerry Shandling

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