Bargain: something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist

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If only God would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. – Woody Allen

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. – anonymous

Bargain: something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin P. Jones

Gentlemen, you are as fine a group of men as ever foreclosed a mortgage on a widow. I’m glad to be among you shylocks. – Will Rogers

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

You know the difference between a dead skunk and a dead banker on the road? There are skid marks by the skunk. – anonymous

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